Public Remand (bunnyreaper) wrote in pointlessshizit,
Public Remand
bunnyreaper
pointlessshizit

Monkey's



Narrator: I'm not an only child you know...I had 72 brothers, all of them pure evil ... I think...Frank was...and Steven and maybe Gerald...I shouldn't of eaten them...

(Phone rings)

Narrator: ...

Hand: Its for you!

Narrator: Great!

Hand: ...

Narrator: ...

Hand: Answer the phone or i will tell your mommy

Narrator: Your so hurtful! Hello...Oh its you...I know your a big boy...Stop touching it ...Your coming over...Oooh Great...Bye bye... And now something to do with showers...

(Cuts to bathroom)

Man: You there give me a shower...

Toilet duck: Why?

Man: Because I am wearing a dress!

Toilet duck: Well if you want that shower you will have to give me that dress!

Man: I will give you the dress if you say Orange cream.

Toilet duck: I don't want to!

Man: Then i will have to shower with it on!

Toilet duck: You shall!

(Man explodes)

Toilet duck: Donald, Donald, NO-O-O-O-O-O!

(Cuts to living room)

Phone: The Narrator cannot be here at the moment...can I take a message? No? Then piss off! we don't appreciate your kind round here.

(Cuts back to Fly on sandwich)

Fly: Where am I? Who am I? Its all happened so fast! Oh no what have I done? Please God No!

Zeal: Tis the end of the world, a Fly has landed upon thy egg sandwich so pure!

(Apocolyptic scene...Use your imagination)

Audience: No!

(Apocolyptic scene continues in background)

Salesman: Is you computer utterly crap? Do you wish you had a better version of windows? Or a more expensive version? Then get a loan! Or the evil talking phones will eat your soul! Subject to availiability.

(Cuts to airport)

Mass crowd: (Crying) Were all gonna die! Were all gonna die! Were all gonna die!

(Mass crowd explodes)

Narrator: I need the toilet!

(Screaming)

Narrator: I really need the toilet!

(More screaming)

Narrator: Only god know's how much I need the toilet!

(More screaming)

Toilet cream: TURTLE POWER!

Mass Crowd2: We hail thee our new God!

Toilet cream: What happened to your old God?

Mass crowd2: It ate Jerry!

(Cuts to television)

Jerry: (Muffled voice) Let me out! Please! I will give you magic buttons!

Gomp2: I want to go to the opera!

Fred: Isn't the opera just people repeating themselves over and over and over again?

Gomp2: Yes the opera is just people repeating themselves over and over and over again but getting louder each time!

Fred: SO YOU WANT TO SEE PEOPLE REPEATING THEMSELVES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN GETTING LOUDER EACH TIME?!

Gomp2: YES!

Fred: ...

Gomp2: ...

(All characters explode)

(Enter Macbeth)

Macbeth: ...

(Enter lady Macbeth)

Lady Macbeth: ...

(Macbeth enter lady Macbeth)

...

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